On Birkenstocks…

 

I follow a bunch of fashion magazines on Facebook, just to see what the current trends are. Today while going through my news feed, I saw an article concerning the comeback of Birkenstock sandals. I am 1000% not for this!

First of all, I feel like they never left the cultural consciousness. They are the ultimate outdoor concert footwear. Ever since Woodstock, the concept of wearing something simple to a concert expanded to other facets of life. But unless you are Jerry Garcia and pair it with a tie-dye t-shirt (also back in style, but that is one comeback I am all for!) you might look a little silly.

I can, begrudgingly, see why they are so popular. Like Crocs, Birkenstocks scream practicality. It is not difficult to slip them on or off, and I suppose there is something to be said for durability and longevity. But while all of these are good qualities to have in a shoe, I am someone who desires a bit of femininity in her footwear. Just because “Birken” is in the title does not mean that they are anywhere near the style content of Jane Birkin (lady style icon extraordinaire).

Finally, although I am not sure that Birkenstocks look great on women (or men really), I would not discourage someone from buying them if the shoes fit into their overall aesthetic. If they go with your personal style, do it! In the picture accompanying the article I read, a girl had paired her black Birkenstocks with a simple black dress. This is the best way to wear them; helping the Birks to balance with the rest of your outfit is the key. You don’t want them to overwhelm your other pieces.